I've had nothing to write about here for days. I vacillate between forcing myself and not giving a shit.
Mostly I don't give a shit.
Just writing random, half-assed shit on my other blog. Whatever catches my eye kinda thing. Just to get away from my "stow-reh," as old southern ladies say when referring to soap operas. My stow-reh just happens to be a little less scandalous and a lot more geeek-o-rific than Days. Shut up. Everybody knows Hope and Bo.
Is it okay to mix Kabbalah and Hinduism and Christianity and Islam and jumble it all together in a story about a universal soldier fighting for his own planet's freedom of religion even though he knows there exists irrefutable proof that there is no god?
I hope so.
Because I'm doing it.
Alongside my poor, lost, kidnapped soul-turned-soon-to-be-actress in a snuff film.
Holy monkeys and spidershit, batman!
My brain hurts.
I tried to run this morning.
My leg thought it was a pretty shitty idea.
I went into the living room and hung my head in sorrow.
Tried to go kayaking yesterday.
My torn biceps thought it was a pretty shitty idea.
I came home and took a shower.
Sarge threw open the bathroom door and hollered, "I see your vajayJAY!"
Random truth. I find nothing interesting about Marilyn Monroe and it makes
me cringe to see people quoting her.
She’s a trailer park queen who discovered corsets, hair bleach, red
lipstick, and that you get whatever you want by shaking your shit in front of a
camera. I can think of plenty much more quotable and much less useless women.
I mean, shit. You can quote me and already be shoulders above Norma Jean.
I also think Jackie O. is ugly. Her eyes are too far apart. And she's mousy. And shamefully docile.
There has to exist a respectable woman between the two somewhere on this planet.
Ooooh, HEY! Look who just showed up to the party.
You wanna ROCK?!
Only I have the balls to claim I am more awesome than both Marilyn and Jackie O. Even with a busted body riddled with breakage and tearage and .... just.... age.
Fuck all y'all.
I got shit to do.