While Jake was busy running up and down the aisles yelling, "Stranger danger! Stranger danger!"
And while Andrew was busy texting me
"Where iz u?"
"I can't find u!"
"I still can't find u!"
"I thought u sed u wuz in the bread!"
"I can't see u!!"
I uncovered a rather profound truth as I stood in line at the cash register today. And I feel it is my duty as a citizen of this world to share this with you. It was quite enlightening, albeit sad. You see, I have discovered that humanity will never achieve world peace.
It's quite upsetting, actually.
Why we will never be able to experience zen on a global scale.
It is because her ass is busy eating it.