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May 24, 2012

You didn't think I was done talking about how much of a badass I am, did you?  Oh hell no.  Now with 300% MORE PROOF!

You see that face?  That is the face of a badass bitch running on a sprained ankle.  You see that other face?  Oh God.  I married that, didn't I?

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I'm bummed they didn't get an awesome shot of Sarge jumping.  In every pic they took, he is always watching me.  Do you blame him?

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I was small enough to duck under the barbed wire instead of having to crawl on my hands and knees, which is why I am not covered in mud.  

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What's this you say?  This here doesn't look like Warrior Dash business!  THIS... is what Sarge and I will be doing this weekend.  And next weekend.  And probably the weekend after that.  We're considering super cheesy "his and hers" names for them.  

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And lastly.  It is with much consideration and significant housekeeping that I have decided to come out of the anonymous blogging closet and open up my fancy writin' blog.  I write fancy stuff here.  I sound different.  You might not recognize me.  You might be bored.  Click here to find out.