June 29, 2011
Check one off the bucket list, folks. I have had my iced tea and doughnuts with Ms. Holding Company herself. And, as I predicted, she set me straight.
"Oh chile, doncha see? If you're dead, you ain't got nuthin. But, man, if you're not afraid to die, then you're free. Ain't it wonderful?"
And then she said,
"To hell with all the speculatin, man! For the record, it was a fuckin accident, aight?"
And then she said,
"Oh, and you're smokin hot. I'd tap that."
From the mouth of the Sandpaper Diva herself, lovelies. Ain't no denyin.
2 minions who have sucked on my crap:
perfect
If I had to compare you to someone, it would be the Janis.
Awesome compliment. Truly. Awesome. Thank you.
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