April 14, 2011
What the hell? You people seriously want me to blog at a time like this? My creative juices have been sucked down a vortex of blathering idiot faces laughing at me as I fall to my intellectual doom. Fuck it all to hell. I think I can actually feel my higher evolutionary plane of gyrencephalization reversing itself, denigrating into some sort of early cro-magnon-slash-monkeyfucker cannibal....... thing. What did I just say? I need a slurpee.
Be that as it may...... insert some other pointless colloquialism here..... I decided to blog anyway. Much ado about nothing.
I looked around my desk and decided to blog about the first thing I saw. Lucky for you, it was my Ipod. On shuffle. Let's see..... completely random..... first five songs......
Suck on them nuts. Going back into my cave now.
11 minions who have sucked on my crap:
damn good taste
I played that Jesus and Mary Chain so much in college i wore it out.
More bonus points for Aimee's awesome column
I love that Jesus and Mary Chain song. I went through at least 4 cassette tapes of that album.
I'm old and lame.
I don't have an iPod. My daughter has two-one she found on the golf course is her favorite and I sneak the other one and listen to whatever is on it. I won't embarrass myself by naming the artists.
I am a music whore. It just doesn't matter what it is. Just as likely to listen to Harry Connick Jr one minute and AC/DC the next. And yes, it wouldn't be so out of character for me to listen to Taylor Swift. Well at least you can't tell people who know me in RL.
My taste is totally stuck in the early to mid 90s. If it weren't for a friend of mine constantly emailing me shit like The Black Keys and that Ray guy with the fuck-me-silly voice, my knowledge of anything past 1995 would consist only of Lady Gaga.
I'm not one for nut sucking. I'm a receiver.
Let's see, no iPod, left my mp3 player at home, haven't received my iPad2 yet, so it's up to Pandora's natural selection. Let's go with my Flight of the Conchords station, since it's the first one that loaded up.
"Business Time" by Flight of the Conchords
"I Just Had Sex" by The Lonely Island
"The Future Soon" by Jonathan Coulton
"Fuck You" by Garfunkel and Oates
"What's Funny" by Bo Burnham
I think those all need to be applied today. Which means sex three times, the day goes fast, and the whole day's a big joke. Sounds like a pretty good Friday.
I won't show you what showed up in my random 5 ipod list. I will say the newest piece was "Message in a Bottle" and the oldest was "Funk #49"
I gotta add tho - that Creedence tune is a little out of your wheelhouse, isn't it?
I don't have a wheelhouse. I have everything from Marvin Gaye to Primus on my ipod.
You had me at Slurpee
suck on them nuts - best colloquialism evz.
yeah i'm down with the j&mc and rem.
When you're done pouting, I left a toy for you to play with at my blog.
Wow, your vocabulary is quite impressive, young Padawan. I dig bands that can be identified acronymically. I like many styles of music but I don't do country and I don't do rizap.
First Five played randomly on my HTC are as follows:
1. The Black Keys - Aeroplane Blues
2. Brave Saint Saturn - Titan
3. Anberlin - Dismantle. Repair
4. Mason Jennings - Ulysses
5. S.O.A.D. - Hypnotize
Not that you care, but, I want to be cool like you.
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