March 9, 2011
Jake- "If I decide to go to Gramma's house this weekend, can you do me a solid?"
Me- "What's that?"
Jake- "Can you and Dad NOT do it on my bed, please?"
(In my defense, this has absolutely NEVER happened)
Jake- "If I decide to go to Gramma's house this weekend, can you do me a solid?"
Me- "What's that?"
Jake- "Can you and Dad NOT do it on my bed, please?"
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Wow that is hilarious.
my kids know not to even ask that question
very funny
Sounds like a reasonable request to me.
There's always the kitchen table if you need a spot.
Kids say the darndest things don't they? Hilarious!
If it were me? I'd change his sheets, just to make him sweat. Then again I've always been a smartass. (Hugs)Indigo
@ Lance- My house is like the Osbournes except without the brain damage from drugs... and eating disorders... and celebrities... and money.... My kids have no concept of off-limits subjects.
@ Steph- My fave is actually any place where he's sitting down. I'm a lap kinda girl ;)
@ Indigo- Now THAT is a freakin fabulous idea! Mwuahahahahahah!
The ideas they plant......
Somehow I get the feeling that if Jake even thinks you've been near his bed, he will just bide his time until he's old enough to have sex on yours & you'll find the condom wrapper under your pillow.
@ AP- Yeah, you pretty much have him pegged.
LOL That's awesome!
I was thinking that instead of changing his sheets you should leave a pair of your panties tucked into the bottom corner. See how long it takes him to find them...and then if he'll say something.
God we're gross....
@ Shany- He'd most definitely say something. Matter of fact, he'd probably toss them in my cereal bowl the next morning. See, I've learned a thingertoo about being the only girl in a house full of testosterone. Like, when one of the kids has to do the laundry, they play hot potato with my panties, or dangle them from one finger and hold them as far from themselves as possible while tossing them on my bed. I could embarrass the fuck out of them, though, by asking what that slimy shit was on the washr ag I picked up off the bathroom floor the other day. Nah.
Sure, but now that the idea is out there, how can you resist?
oh, the question is fine....what I meant is my kids know their mom and I are like teenagers. they assume we're "loving each other" everywhere in the house
@ Lance- So glad we're not the only ones. I think my kids are afraid to go anywhere near our bed.
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