Pleasantly Demented

That's right, folks.  The big FIVE-OH.  My little corner of the globe officially has 50 minions, frozen immovably in front of their computer screens, hanging on my every word. 

Or at least 50 people who clicked the little button over there under my picture.

Either way, it's fine with me. 

So, in honor of this most blessed and festive occasion, I'm gonna feature #49 and #50 right here in this blog post.  Mainly because I don't have anything else to blog about at the current moment.  And so I figured that would be super cool, don't you? 

Of course you do.  Because you're hanging on my every word. 

Repeat after me, "Aimee is fucking cool.  We love her.  Even though she ate a Sonic footlong coney with chili, cheese, and onions yesterday and now her ass is as wide as she is tall."

Don't repeat that last part. 

So, anyway.  On with the featuring. 

#49 is a guy named Tom.  He writes over at Straight From The Padded Cell.  And frankly, I think he's awesome.  I've been following his blog for a while now, and from the very first time I read his stuff, I totally got it.  And that's rare for me.  He's one of those rare gems that are able to tie a million different unrelated subjects together to create something that not only makes sense, but makes you wonder how the hell your life was ever complete without it.  So, if you care anything about me at all, just shut the hell up and click on that link up there.  Oh, and it's just a bonus that he's pretty hot, too. 

#50 is brand-spankin' new to me.  Her name is Ash and she writes over at Shades of Blue and Green.  From what I've gathered, she used to be a big shot, but now she's a momma of two little boys who apparently need their noses wiped a lot.  No surprise there, right?  I've sooo been there.  Little boy snot.....oh, the trauma!  Oh, and she must be the only human being on the planet that can tie the words "Tupperware" and "Charlie Sheen" into one story.  No, seriously, she did that. 

Now go read!